Tuesday, February 9, 2010

For the three people who are still reading my blog.....MAX QUOTES!

Max has a small American flag which he keeps in his room. We have taught him that it shouldn't be allowed to touch the floor because that would not be showing respect to the flag.
Several days ago, Max insisted on being carried everywhere. "Mom, carry me!" "Dad carry me!" "CJ, carry me!"
I said "Max, you're almost five years old, why do you think that we should carry you everywhere?"
"Because if my feet touch the ground, it would be disrespectful!"

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"If someone was on space without a space suit, then they would fall and see the ghost of Christmas presents."

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"Everything I hear and everything I see gets stuck in my brain."

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"Can you hear my heart? It's beepin' fast!"

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"I'll think about it with my brain because my brain knows everything."

20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I love Max. Can't wait to see him this week.

*MARY* said...

Love these Max quotes. I think he's going to grow up to be a late night talk show host.

Me said...

LOL!! He is such a sweet heart!

utmomof 5 said...

You are alive!!!

Thanks for the max moments :) Do you think it would work if I asked everyone to carry me around?

Karen said...

Please don't stop blogging. I love hearing about Max.

Jillene said...

You know I am a sucker for my future son-in-law and his funny quotes!!

Nancy said...

Glad to here from you!
And there are more than 3 of us!

Nancy said...

hear..sheesh!!

Busty LaRue said...

Max is too funny!

marythemom said...

Love these Max quotes. I thought you needed some sunshine so I gave you an award. Stop by http://marythemom-mayhem.blogspot.com/2010/02/and-now-for-something-completely.html to pick it up.

Hugs and prayers,
Mary in TX

just call me jo said...

My grandson who's 4 told his dad to turn on "the windshield swipers" when they were driving in a rain storm.
Not as clever as Max, but to Grandma it was pretty cute.
I think Max will be an author of books like the Harry Potter series. (I hope, for your sake. You'd be rollin' in dough.)

rocslinger said...

Max, An American original.

M-Cat said...

You could do a whole book of Max quotes

The Hillbilly Banjo Queen: said...

I hope things are ok with you. The Max quotes were awesome. I like the Christmas presents one the best.

CountessLaurie said...

What I was going to say:
HURRAY, I AM ONE OF THREE!! HAVE A GIVEAWAY AND MY CHANCES WILL BE *AWESOME*! WAHOOOOOO.

What I am saying now:
Dang it. #15 on the comments, there goes my odds for winning a giveaway! Nevermind. Love the quotes, by the way....

rychelle said...

i'm pretty sure max's brain really does know everything!

Bonnie the Boss said...

Jill I have missed you and MAx so much! He is so dang cute!

M said...

Apparently there are about 17 of us still reading....that or just the title "MAX QUOTES" brought everyone back out of the woodwork. Lulu used to say that her heart was beepin' too. Loved it.

My favorite, though, is definitely the carrying thing. That takes some good logic skills to put that all together AND to his advantage. Smart, smart kid.

Mae Rae said...

Three people my buttocks! I am like so way down the list by heart is beeping!

he he he, i can't believe he is 5

Amber said...

I am just curious...did you carry him? I am on the edge of my seat with anticipation. Please!! Answer this question!! (I'm begging!!)