2. Bangs are like children, no matter what you want them to do, they will do the opposite.
3. Using more hairspray on wayward bangs will only make them look worse.
4. Using hairspray on children will make them sticky.
5. If you are going to do an imitation of the director of your child's preschool, you should NOT do it in front of the child because he will spend the day imitating the preschool director. (I do have to say that he is dead on with his imitation)
6. No matter what kind of misfortune comes to my children, they can always find a way to blame me for it.
7. Our basement will never get clean.
8. Neither will our kitchen.
9. Even though ordering things online is convenient, it doesn't guarantee that.........
a) You actually get what you order
b) The item will arrive in time for Christmas
10. Buying more tape will only cause the 4 year old to find more useless uses for tape and I still won't have any tape when I need it.
11. The four year old has a sixth sense when it comes to finding rolls of tape that I have hidden. (It's like some sort of a gift that he has)
12. I need to keep more chocolate in the house.