I have been getting emails from Groupon for a while now.
I can't remember if I actually signed up to get these, of if they got my email address by less ethical ways, either way, I've been getting at least one email a day from Groupon.
At first, they were offering me deals on things such as salon services, massages, weekend getaway packages at nice hotels. They also told me about discounts I could get at nice restaurants, flower shops and theaters.
A few weeks ago, I started to notice a trend in the type of deals being offered to me.
First I received several offers for a discount on lipo/laser treatments.
Next, they sent me offers for a discount on teeth whitening.
At first I didn't think much of it, but then over the next week, I recieved offers for laser hair removal, Botox, Microdermabrasion, sunless tanning and yoga classes.*
I began to wonder if someone from Groupon was stalking me..........
I really began to worry when they suggested I get a good deal on their carpet shampooing and house cleaning services.
Have Groupon spies been in my home???
I really hope that they haven't been spying on me, especially after getting the email, letting me know of the great deal I can get on"colon hydrotherapy."
*I'm choosing to be offended.