The object found in the backseat of my car was....
ONE HALF OF AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH!!!!
The winner is M-cat who guessed
"A stale pb&j from 2007 that now resembles more like mold with some brown and purple mixed in. "
Even though she didn't guess the correct kind of sandwich, she did mention mold, so she is the winner!!
I'm so glad I thought of this contest, at first I was just going to glue googly eyes on the furry sandwich and sell it on eBay as some exotic pet, but after the overwhelming response I received* it gave me an idea for a new business!
I will send moldy food to anyone you would like! (or dislike, as the case may be)
I figure this is a win/win thing for me because I haven't cleaned out my refrigerator for a while, and my kids need something to do this summer. What better thing than to have them clean all of the leftovers out of the fridge, gift wrap them and package them up to be shipped to unsuspecting people!
You have several different options for shipping.
FedEx overnight/second or third day delivery - for emergencies
USPS priority/or flat rate box - not as much of an emergency, but the best value for your dollar. (Those flat rate boxes will ship up to 70 lbs for one low price!!**)
Slow boat to China - When it doesn't need to be there immediately, but the extra time will allow it to become even more disgusting.
You know that co-worker who annoys you, send them a slice of what is almost still distinguishable as lasagna!
Or the person who gossiped about you, send them a bag of liquefied lettuce!
The neighbor who's stupid dog barks all night long? Send them a package of moldy hot dogs!!***
Just think of the possibilities if you could just learn the address of that guy that cut you off on the freeway!!
Act now, and send in an order before all of the good stuff is taken!!!!!
My kids are going to love this idea!****
**I know that you do need to declare if you are shipping hazardous substances, I'm not really sure how you would classify moldy food.
***Allow up to three weeks for special orders.