Yesterday I asked Max for a kiss on the cheek. As he leaned over to kiss me, I turned my head and planted one right on his lips.
He wiped off his mouth and said "OK mom, let's try it again!"
He tried to kiss my cheek, but again, I quickly turned my head and kissed his lips.
Frustrated, he said "Again, try it again!"
The third time, he was a little quicker, and I kissed his chin, then he said "OK, score for level 1, mom, 200, Max 100. Begin level 2, double points, and GO!"