Friday, August 26, 2011

Top two Max quotes of the week

Max: "Last year I was in Kindergarten and I didn't have a life. This year I'm in first grade and I have a life."
Me: "What is different this year?
Max: "Well, last year all I did was play Mario Kart, this year I go to school all day and play Mario Kart."
Me:" Max, You are so cute!"
Max: "NO I'm am not cute! Boys don't want to be cute, they want to be HOT! I'm HOT not cute!!"


M-Cat said...

He knows what's going down, and boys are not cute. HOT or HAWT - whichever he prefers best

Jenny P. said...

After all these blogging years, my love for max has only grown stronger and stronger.

LisAway said...

Now that he's got all-day school AND Mario Kart he's living the dream.

And you haven't switched from calling him cute to calling him hot yet? How long were you planning to wait? He's not a baby anymore, you know.

just call me jo said...

I'm sure you'll rock first grade, Max. The grandtwins are headed there Monday. I'm so excited for them. I don't know what Mario Kart is, but that better not be all they do in first grade, mister! Learning a lot in school really makes you hot. Hotter than Mario Kart-whatever. ;o)

Jessica G. said...

Instead of calling him "hot," start using all sorts of synonyms instead: incandescent, piquant, torrid, pungent, febrile, etc. But only the really obscure ones so he won't know what you're saying.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Ha ha ha I still love Max! And you! You are so cute! Seriously adorable!!!

Mom of 12 said...

Kids are so funny!

Common Household Mom said...

That is hilarious! And so is your previous blog, with the frogs in the closet excuse. (Well, if they do actually play Mario Kart all day at school, then it isn't so funny.)