Aaron: "I can't."
Me: "And why can't you?"
Aaron: "Frogs. There are frogs in my closet."
Aaron: "Yes, frogs, and they're jumping around."
Aaron: "They're jumping around all over my closet.........and....um..... they're poison dart frogs."
Me: "Poison dart frogs?"
Aaron: "Yes, I can't clean out my closet because there are poison dart frogs hopping around in my closet, but don't go and look because they will shoot poisoned darts at you and the poison will go into your body and make your arm fall off."
Aaron: "What mom."
Me: "Go clean out your closet!"