Max: "Last year I was in Kindergarten and I didn't have a life. This year I'm in first grade and I have a life."
Me: "What is different this year?
Max: "Well, last year all I did was play Mario Kart, this year I go to school all day and play Mario Kart."
Me:" Max, You are so cute!"
Max: "NO I'm am not cute! Boys don't want to be cute, they want to be HOT! I'm HOT not cute!!"