A while ago, CJ was complaining that some kids at school were calling him "Vampire."
At first I thought it was kind of funny, but lately, I'm beginning to wonder if they might be right.
Reasons my teenage son might be a vampire.
#1. He likes to be awake all night, and will sleep all day. (if we let him)
#2. He has a widows peak.
#3. He doesn't like garlic bread.
#4. Look at these teeth! Only recently have I noticed how pointy they are.
#5. He can make his eyeballs shake. (OK, I realize that isn't a typical characteristic of a vampire, but it is pretty creepy when he does it)
#6. He really likes corned beef hash.
On the other hand, I just had him go look in the mirror, and he did see his reflection (or at least he said he did)
What do you think? Vampire? Or not?
I would just like to add that I have NOT read the Twilight series, nor have I seen the movie. Not that it has anything to do with this post, I just want you to be aware of this before leaving a comment comparing my son to Edward Cullen. I won't understand what you're talking about.