Friday, February 27, 2009

Overheard in the house of Whine

Quotes from the last week that I really wanted to share, but none of them were worth an entire blog post.

"I'm looking for my teeth. I can't find my teeth! HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TEETH?""

"I'm a big guy. I can handle the end slice."

"The hair not wants to be touching my ears" (somebody wanted a haircut)

"I think the office staff must be sniffing the nitrous oxide."

"Now my bed is also a trampoline!"

"Even if I'm saying someone else's name, if I'm looking at you, I'm talking to YOU!"

"I still can't find my teeth. WHO TOOK MY TEETH?"

"Never pass up the opportunity to pee."

"NO I DON'T NEED TO GO POTTY! I ALSO NEED A BROWNIE!"

"So that takes film instead of a memory stick?"

"But I also need to wipe my nose in your hair!"

27 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Were these all things your husband said?

Musings of the Mrs. said...

I always love the random ALSOs. They make me laugh every single solitary time.

Annette Lyon said...

So where were the teeth?

Jo said...

I love it! I just might have to copy you sometime, cause some pretty silly things get said around here too!

amelia said...

NEVER pass up the opportunity to pee because it = a urinary tract infection. LEARNED THE HARD WAY.

Holly said...

I laughed out loud. Having 3 kids is funny and a lot of quotes get posted on our blog but you have more and must then have more posts.

PS did the teeth missing have anything to do with the nitrous oxide sniffing?

So said...

"Even if I'm saying someone else's name, if I'm looking at you, I'm talking to YOU!"

If only everyone understood this concept.

Jen said...

I can handle an end slice, too.

My daughter would also rather eat brownies than go potty.

val of the south said...

"Even if I'm saying someone else's name, if I'm looking at you, I'm talking to YOU!"

Best quote ever!!

And I'm all for the brownie one too!

Tausha said...

Gotta love it-love it all! made me laugh out loud. Bonnie said that you are freaking hillarious-in real life too! I am such a fan. I must come to the next blog lunch. So-could you please plan one and invite me-cause you have absoulately nothing else to do. Except wash the snot out of someones hair-but that happens all the time right?

Melissa said...

Every ONE of them made me laugh! Especially the I'm looking at you!
Priceless!

rychelle said...

So, are the teeth still missing? And also I need a brownie too.

Valerie said...

I love this blog.

'Never pass up the opportunity to pee.'

Words to live by.

True. True.

LisAway said...

I really need to come to your house. And I need to use the "if I'm looking at you" one.

So funny.

jineen said...

ha i love it! i am new here, but i thought this was hilarious! i am looking forward to next wednesday, then i can add my "definitions"!

Karen said...

I did child care for years and always swore I'd write a book about the things I said or heard. Of course I never did. My favorite was "Doug, don't hit your sister with the dog!"

FrankandMary said...

I once heard a combination of 2 of these: I found my teeth so I can handle the end slice. ~Mary

Elizabeth said...

Also, i need a brownie too!
I have to do one of those posts...
I know what you mean about having a bunch of things that don't warrant a whole post of their own.
Pax, E
PS. Where ARE the teeth?

mommeeof9 said...

My cousing husband (youngest of 10)says the same thing- If they were looking at him, they meant him, no matter what name they called him.
Yesterday, I looked at my #7 (Ray) and called him, Richie (my 11 yr old), Billy ( my 9 yr old) and then I just called him number 7. He knew I meant him. He was the only boy I took with me to the fruit stand and costco.

JustRandi said...

LOL! I do that same thing with my kids' names. Why do we do that?
"I don't care who's name I said. If I'm looking at you, MOVE!"

Melissa said...

My mother has not yet lost her dentures, but she does occasionally ask, "Where is my diaper? Has anyone seen my diaper?"

Things can always be worse, can't they?!

Dawn said...

I will always choose a brownie over a good potty break.

Bonnie the Boss said...

The looking at one child while saying anothers name is so me! Heehee!
Love Max!

Maraiya said...

Fabulous! And I'm sure these were all spoken at the same time around the dinner table!

tiburon said...

Love it. Our houses sound very similar ;)

Vern said...

I've been very concerned, and would still like to know - DID YOU EVER FIND THE MISSING TEETH???

Amber said...

I frequently need a brownie when going potty. Just saying..