Quotes from the last week that I really wanted to share, but none of them were worth an entire blog post.
"I'm looking for my teeth. I can't find my teeth! HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TEETH?""
"I'm a big guy. I can handle the end slice."
"The hair not wants to be touching my ears" (somebody wanted a haircut)
"I think the office staff must be sniffing the nitrous oxide."
"Now my bed is also a trampoline!"
"Even if I'm saying someone else's name, if I'm looking at you, I'm talking to YOU!"
"I still can't find my teeth. WHO TOOK MY TEETH?"
"Never pass up the opportunity to pee."
"NO I DON'T NEED TO GO POTTY! I ALSO NEED A BROWNIE!"
"So that takes film instead of a memory stick?"
"But I also need to wipe my nose in your hair!"