Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Teeth, cookie monsters and WORD VERIFICATION WEDNESDAY!!!


Our insurance company and Oral surgeon's office have communicated sufficiently to allow CJ to have his surgery on Friday!


The only problem is that the insurance still says that they won't pay for the anesthesia.

We told CJ that if he gets all of his homework done this week, we will pay for him to have anesthesia during the surgery.

Change of subject.

Yesterday, Max walked into the room sobbing. Tears were running down his cheeks, and he was clutching a box of girl scout cookies.
"What's wrong?" I ask.
He turned the box upside down to show me that it was empty, and then sobbed "I was COOKIE HUNGRY, and they ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!"

Poor Max.

(I have to admit that I was feeling a bit bad about it myself)

I had one box of cookies left, so I went to my super secret hiding place and got the Thin Mints.
The other kids (who seem to have some sort of sixth sense when it comes to knowing when a box of cookies is open) came into the room. I told Max that we needed to share.

So Max, my little cookie monster, held the box of cookies and tried to keep the kids from eating any until I told him that he wouldn't get any cookies unless he sharedvery graciously handed out the cookies to his siblings, one at a time, while eating as many as he could in between.
He looked really cute with all the chocolate smeared all over his face.

Another change of subject.

Today is Wednesday, and time again to come up with some definitions for those pesky word verification codes.

If you're new here, here's how to play.
Go to the comment box, read the word verification code and leave a comment giving me your definition for the word.

Play as often as you wish. The more the better!

If you don't like the word you got, refresh the page until you get one that you like.
Check back often to read what others have come up with.

Have fun!


Valerie said...

flube - when the guys at Jiffy Lube totally screw up changing your oit.

Valerie said...

oil, not oit.


LisAway said...

You are SUCH a good mom to consider letting him be anesthetized. When you have to PAY for it.

(I don't do the WV thing because I am WAY too insecure, but mine is: WEASERP if anyone wants it).

b. said...

Good Luck, CJ (and mom)!

I love Max.


when I am really worried/sad/disturbed about the things I think about too much.


Kristina P. said...

I think maybe you should make him work off the cost of the anesthesia. You really don't want to enable him.

tiburon said...

Way to give CJ something to work towards.

I like that anesthesia is optional.

Well done

Elizabeth said...

I liked Kristina P's idea.
Have him do the work BEFORE the surgery though, otherwise that dratted mother's sympathy might give him a break.

ABARQYHT...the sounds of a well attended club after closing time.
Pronunciation: a-bar-quiet.

Words saved from other blogs...
FRATCHOW...Pizza & Beer

SESSUP...what max did when he ate all the cookies...he sesse'd up.

Haverib...Waitress querry at a steak and rib joint.

Hessbuz...the internet chatter in advance of the yearly release of the new Hess truck.

: ) Have a good day!

Elizabeth said...

The possessive form of the word men. ie: Those tools are the menze.

Jillene said...

Much luck to CJ.


WV: missi pretty self explanitory I think (good thing because I SUCK at this game).

nhsmith55 said...

I just love reading your blog. It makes my life so ... normal. Like yours!
Our insurance company wouldn't pay for the anesthesia for my daughter tonsilectomy! I don't know what they think our kids are made of!!
WV: redsh...what Max did after eating so many cookies! Also known as calling Ralph!

MamaHen Em said...

bristes- is it inappropriate to say that those are the things used to feed children?

The Boob Nazi said...

I give up on WVW. GIVE UP! But I was about to throw away the girl scout cookies box the other day, but then I found one more cookie! It was heavenly.

Tattooed-Midget-Freak said...

Repilled - When you take a second pill because the first one didn't work.

Tattooed-Midget-Freak said...

gludi - the rear, the rump, the butt, the back-side. Short for gluteus maximus.

"I fell on my gludi in front of everyone."

Melinda said...

I think I love Max. Thats what I do when the cookies run out too, bawl and bawl. :)

mells: Hey, its my very own nickname! WOW!

Debbi said...

aww, Max melts my little heart!

exuar: Reply to "oh no I not!" "Oh, exuar!!"

Reply to "I'm not brussing my teeths".
Mom says, "Oh, exuar!"

Jessica said...

hunag: What you do to get your hunny to go something.

I counted yesterday and we still have 4 boxes of GS cookies in the freezer. I'm hoping the hubs forgets about them.

utmomof 5 said...

You spoil your kids!! Anesthesia is totally optional when our kids have surgery :)

Obbla -- How I feel after eating and entire pork burrito at Cafe Rio for lunch. (Pronounced Ohh- Blah!!) In other words I feel like puking.

utmomof 5 said...

Aments-- A utah way of saying "I meant"

"Aments to leave some Girl Scout cookies for everyone else but I ate the entire box"

utmomof 5 said...

Nonip-- really I know I shouldn't go there but here I go :)

One way to tell your hubby he isn't getting any tonight.

See I told you I shouldn't have gone there :)

Jo said...

that Max! Kiss him for me.
hotoriac: someone who is crazy for hotors.

Jo said...

Coribugg: When Amber's little girl Cori is bugging the heck out of her sisters.

Jo said...

delia: a girl deli.

Amber @ Soggy Cheerios said...

Culns: short hand for a family of vampires..

mommeeof9 said...

I got a few cookies from the 6 boxes I bought. The little ones found Anne's stash and ate some of hers also. She was ticked off, so I need to see if our leader has any more boxes left.

Ovenes- shorten form of the oven is, Careful, the ovenes hot!

Jen said...

hookenic: a Russian lady of the evening who likes to knit.

or a dwarf who likes to hoarde girl scout cookies

I had such a good one the other day and I forgot what it was. CURSES, foiled again.

Jessica G. said...

pokelac - when no one pokes you on Facebook and you're not sure if that's a good or bad thing...

peewee said...

yah. sigh. I know the feeling of an empty girl scout cookie box. It's bleak and it's like, how can life even go ON after that?

amelia said...

Your Max is HILARIOUS.

bribl: to bribe a hardcore Christian using the bible.

Belovedgoddess said...

Knial (K is not silent).

People who say they do not like to knit are in Knial.

Belovedgoddess said...

Don't you just love it when good words pop up first time, not like my last go it took me over 6 refreshes to get one I could work with, now I've had two in a row.

Derile - opposite of rile

When you calm someone down you derile them.

Fetchur - the look a lazy dog gives you when you throw a ball, AKA The fetchur own ball look.

Bonnie the Boss said...

On the anesthesia, hold off unless he gets good grades on said homework! lol