You're not walking on eggshells anymore. Now you're walking on big fluffy clouds full of sunshine!
Don't show your parents your grades until after you've hidden your electronics.
Is it a bad thing if smoke starts coming out of the vacuum?
That hairdo makes you look like roadkill.
DON'T TOUCH MY COOKIES!
Hey, why does it smell like fried vacuum in here?
Apparently, a bad haircut will really cause some damage to her self esteem.