Sunday, April 12, 2009

Overheard in the house of whine part 2

You're not walking on eggshells anymore. Now you're walking on big fluffy clouds full of sunshine!

Don't show your parents your grades until after you've hidden your electronics.

Is it a bad thing if smoke starts coming out of the vacuum?

That hairdo makes you look like roadkill.

DON'T TOUCH MY COOKIES!

Hey, why does it smell like fried vacuum in here?

Apparently, a bad haircut will really cause some damage to her self esteem.

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Your kids are learning! Good call on hiding the electronics.

Jules AF said...

hahaha the electronics one is genius! except I got grounded when I was younger by my parents taking away my books.... nerd

Bonnie the Boss said...

Love it! Hair makes you look like road kill. That is bad, but funny!

Shelley said...

I hate when my house smells like fried vacuum. At least the new belt only cost $3.

Debbi said...

Isn't it sad that we all know what Fried Vacuum smells like!? ew.

Mary said...

Not usually a comment-er (if that is even a term)but had to comment on the electronics. My 12 year old hid his progress report in the bathroom trash so that I would not find it. The only room in the house that I have time to myself. What do they think? Or do they think? I left a comment to build your self esteem-just for the haircut.

Elizabeth said...

I too know the small of fried vacuum...and I believe that "DON'T TOUCH MY COOKIES" is a UNIVERSAL quotation!
Too funny.

Jo said...

Your house is so much more fun and or crazy than mine.

tiburon said...

All excellent little tidbits.