Last night around 9:00 p.m. our doorbell rang.
When we got to the door, there was no one there, however, three notes were left between the door and the screen door.
Note #1 said
What's your secret?
Note #2 said
I know you are in the witness protection program
And note #3 said
I know you are Aliens.
What do you think it all means?
Why was there no punctuation used on note #2?
Why does the note writer think that they know so much about us?
Why did they use three pieces of paper when they could have fit everything they needed to say onto one?
Why is this the most interesting thing I can find to blog about?
Any of your ideas would be appreciated. Leave me a comment.
And just for the record, we are not Aliens, nor are we in the witness protection program. (Not that I would admit it if we were, because that would kind of defeat the purpose of the witness protection program now wouldn't it.)
(But we're really not.)
And the only secret that we might have would be that great big flying saucer in our shed, but I didn't tell you anything about it, mkay?