Last night around 9:00 p.m. our doorbell rang.
When we got to the door, there was no one there, however, three notes were left between the door and the screen door.
Note #1 said
What's your secret?
Note #2 said
I know you are in the witness protection program
And note #3 said
I know you are Aliens.
What do you think it all means?
Why was there no punctuation used on note #2?
Why does the note writer think that they know so much about us?
Why did they use three pieces of paper when they could have fit everything they needed to say onto one?
Why is this the most interesting thing I can find to blog about?
Why?
Why?
WHY?
Any of your ideas would be appreciated. Leave me a comment.
Thank you.
And just for the record, we are not Aliens, nor are we in the witness protection program. (Not that I would admit it if we were, because that would kind of defeat the purpose of the witness protection program now wouldn't it.)
(But we're really not.)
And the only secret that we might have would be that great big flying saucer in our shed, but I didn't tell you anything about it, mkay?
12 comments:
I wish I could be you and get these letters.
Maybe it's a Secret Santa stunt 6 months early...Or??
do you live next to the mafia? they do crazy crap like that (or so i've heard).
Perhaps this is some odd mutual activity and more details (read: strange notes left at odd hours in your door) will follow....
Oh for the love of all that is holy, please do not tell me I am following the blog of the balloon boy family?
I think I'd prefer you to be aliens...
I'm so sorry, but I have to add another question. Do they really put you Aliens in the witness protection program?
I think the neighborhood children were playing truth or dare.
wv: bugmate: a 3-6yo boy
Illegal aliens in the witness protection program that have a big secret and a flying saucer, hmmmm.
And people worry about me.
Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this!
Fashion Salisbury is your neighbor.
I'm with TBN, I'd love to get a letter like that once and a while...
I have absolutely no idea what those notes could mean but they are really funny!
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