Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Top ten things we thought about doing while waiting for a really long time in the exam room at the oral surgeon's office

10. Make balloons out of the latex gloves and see how long we can keep them from landing on the ground by hitting them in the air.

9. Turn off the lights and make shadow puppets in front of the x-ray light box.

8. Put a big sign in the window that says "HELP ME PLEASE! I'M BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN THE ORAL SURGEON'S OFFICE!"

7. Use the phone to make prank phone calls. Be sure to use the name of the receptionist in case anyone has caller ID and calls back to complain.

6. Use the phone to order 127 pizzas from several different pizza places and have them all delivered at the same time.

5. Take turns riding up and down in the exam chair.

4. See how many loud crashing noises it would take before someone from the office staff comes in to investigate.

3. Make some crafts using tongue depressors and dental cement.

2. Write "secret admirer" type love notes from the office staff to the doctor on gauze, then hide them in various parts of the room where the doctor will be sure to find them.

And the number one thing we thought of doing while waiting for a really long time in the exam room at the oral surgeons office.................


KARAOKE TO THE MUZAK!!!!

11 comments:

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

Number 6 is my choice.

Kristina P. said...

I like to make sexual harrassment complaints about the doctors, from my cell phone.

MamaHen Em said...

Oh I laughed out loud at about six of those! Why do they make you wait so long? What's the point of having an actual appointment if you aren't seen for another hour?

Mandi said...

I think they make you wait so you forget everything you were going to ask..That is what always happens to me..

Annette Lyon said...

You're far more creative than I would be. I'd just whine, read a book, and then take a nap.

~Thought's By Dena~ said...

these are great!!!! omg I am still laughing!! and then Kristina P 's comment cracked me up!!!

Karen said...

Start an exercise program and do jumping jacks until the doctor comes in....or you break something, whichever comes first.

rychelle said...

i hope this list is actually the top ten things you DID while waiting for a really long time in the exam room at the oral surgeon's office.

amelia said...

GREAT ideas - especially the karoke. Why do those offices always have the cheesiest music?

Melissa said...

AWESOME!

Jessica G. said...

Will you come with me to my next pap smear?

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