Actual conversation with Max before we took him to swimming lessons:
Max: "MOM! MOM! I need to eat something or else I will bowf in the pool!"
Me: "You're going to do what in the pool?"
Max: "Bowf! If I don't eat something I'm going to bowf in the pool!"
Max: "BOWF! BOWF! BOWF!"
Me: "Oh, you mean barf."
Max: "That's what I sayded! Bowf!"
Me: "No, you said bowf."
Max: "I NOT DID SAY BOWF! I SAID BOWF! IT HAS AN R IN IT! BOWF! BOWF! BOWF!
I stand corrected.