Last week I had a bunch of ideas floating around in my head for some fabulous posts.
Now that we've entered November, or as it's known in blogland "NaBloPoMo" I can't think of a darned thing to write about.
But I have to, because I can't drop out on day two.
Because that would make me a really big loser.
Kind of like the time I entered a talking contest when I was in fifth grade. (whoever talked the longest was the winner)
I could talk for a long time. A really long time.
Until they started that darn timer.
Do you want to know how long I talked?
How incredibly lame is that.
The winner went over 5 minutes. They had to stop her because she showed no sign of stopping on her own. She talked about everyone in the class. Stuff like which boys liked which girls, which girls liked which boys. She basically turned the classroom into a soap opera.
She won the contest, but I'm not sure that she had too many friends when it was over.
I probably would have done better if they hadn't made me go first.
Random Max quotes:
*The last few days Max has been going around to people saying "Hey Dude! Are you meat?"
Trust me, I have NO IDEA what that even means.
I'm pretty sure he got it from one of my other offspring.
*Today when we sat down to dinner, Max looked up at me and said "Nice cookin' chef!"
*Tonight Max says "Is Brielle a girl?"
Me: "Yes, Brielle is a girl."
Max: (pointing to me) "Are you also a girl?"
Max: "Is Dad a man?"
Me: "Yes, Dad is a man."
Max: "Is Grandma a girl?"
Max: "Why is grandma a girl? Is it because she also has a purse? Boys don't have a purse."
OK that's it for tonight. I'll try to come up with something better for tomorrow.